Some people allege I am a koala. This is untrue!
I am a species in myself (well, almost). I am a honest merchant and banker and I work hard to feed my familly
. My patronage mainly consists of plush rabbits (which they refuse to admit), they are ingrate lazy little fellows to whom I yet always offer unbeatable bargains.
Yet I go to great lengths for their well-being and I developped orgonite
in my lab to protect their burrows from the noxious effects of the chemtrails
, with which I have nothing to do
, no matter what the Lapinets allege.
This year, I made good business and I bought a Jaguar.
I have long been looking for my german pal Supi
(FRG), who was detained under intolerable
conditions by a rabbit jihad commando
. He is now free
I hope that I can sell to the Lapinets enough orgonite
to offer him a thalassotherapy cure, so that he can recover.
You can also issue a bank transfer to my account:
I accept all currencies and also